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GENEVIEVE: I... I think I'm giddy.

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I-I've never been giddy before.

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Is this what it feels like?

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I have a suspicion this is giddy.

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- Giddy!
- Yeah, but you're always giddy.

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Nah, nah, nah, mate, not like this.

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I've never been excited for
something while it's happening.

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I need to learn how to ride the subway.

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Yeah, where do you wanna go?

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I wanna go to Central Park
and eat a hot dog.

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I wanna ride the subway to
St. Bartholomew's Church.

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Churches give me the heebie-jeebies.

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I wanna go there to listen to Amy Beach

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to be inspired for my future.

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- Who?
- Amy Beach.

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Who?

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She's was the first
American female composer.

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She was an autistic feminist like me.

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They think.

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MATILDA: Dad used
to play her music for me.

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He promised when I got into Juilliard

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we could go to St. Bartholomew's Church.

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I'm just still a little...

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Uh, Amy Beach learned how to,
um, compose there or something.

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MATILDA: No.

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She was the composer in residence.

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I know Dad's dead now,

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but I still think I should
be allowed to go.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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We're coming to get ya,
ghost of Amy Beach.

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??

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[STEEL DRUMS PLAYING]

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NICHOLAS: Can I see that?

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Yes. Sam gave it to me.

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- Okay.
- GENEVIEVE: Okay.

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- [LIQUID SLOSHES]
- [SQUEALS]

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NICHOLAS: What is that?

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Oh, my God, that's red wine.
It's red wine.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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You're gonna breathe with me.

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Let's... take it. One.

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Count to ten... two.

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No. No, no, no.

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Honey, you don't need
to buy a new ticket,

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you've got unlimited rides on that one.

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No, we have to do it the same.

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But in real life you don't
always have to buy a new one.

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- NICHOLAS: Yeah.
- It has to be the same.

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- GENEVIEVE: Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

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- Yep, absolutely.
- GENEVIEVE: Yeah.

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See. See, this says all
the stops the train is making.

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Yes, I know all that.

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But how do we know which stop we're at?

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When we pass a stop,

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it will be written on
the wall of the station.

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I wish I was an autistic boy.

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They love trains.

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Uh, are you seeing this?

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Wait, you're seeing this, too?

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Did you think it was a dream?

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It is a dream.

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Hey, Matilda? Matilda, look up.

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I'm not interested.

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I feel like I should give them a dollar.

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You guys wanna go on a little boat?

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Just, like, a little boat.

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Like, can we go around in
a little boat, Genevieve,

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or are you too much of a tortured soul?

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No, no, I'm not,
I would love to go on a little boat.

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- Really? Yes?
- GENEVIEVE: Yes! Yes.

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A little boat's not gonna help me.

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We came for the hot dog,
let's get the hot dog

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and finish the task.

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[BRAKES SQUEALING]

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- Here, take my sunglasses.
- Mm-mmm.

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I'll take them.

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No, you can't have them.

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Fine, fine, take them.

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Take them.

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I look tiny, don't I?

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You look really tiny. Yeah.

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[NICHOLAS LAUGHING]

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[BRAKES SQUEALING]

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[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]

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This is it!

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??

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I need to ride the subway again.

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Okay. Uh, where to this time?

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Little boat? Little boat?
Is it little boat time?

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From the hotel to Central Park
for a hot dog, until here.

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Oh. Um, well,
why don't we see something new?

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- Yeah.
- I'm not ready to do a different route.

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- But...
- I'm not ready.

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Okay. Yep.

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[HARMONICA MUSIC PLAYING]

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[CLARINET MUSIC PLAYING]

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Please just wear these. Please.

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Good.

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Good.

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- GENEVIEVE: Made it.
- I'd like to do it again.

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- I'd like to do it again, too.
- Again, again, again.

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I'm sick of all this sunshine.
Let's get underground.

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??

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Whoa. Whoa, no.

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We're off. Okay.

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No, it's free.

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It's free. Would you like one?

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You can trust me, I'm, like, a nice guy.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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Boom.

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??

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- Floss?
- Sure.

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[NICHOLAS GIGGLING QUIETLY]

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Okay. Yes?

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- GENEVIEVE: Yeah.
- NICHOLAS: Okay.

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BOTH: Little sister.

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Bam. Twist, twist, down.

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You really should buy me
my own pair of sunglasses.

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- Okay.
- And they should be expensive.

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- At least $300.
- Okay.

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And you should buy me a pet lizard.

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Yeah. When you're right, you're right.

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All right, here we go.

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Boom, boom.

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You, me, boys, look.

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Now march. Two, three, four.

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- Bow. Hello.
- Bow.

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Ta-da!

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Yeah, I love it.

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Uh, if I were to pop out for like,
an hour tonight,

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would you be cool with that?

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Pop out?

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[CHUCKLES] You wanna
just casually pop out?

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Yes. I wanna... I wanna go out.

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To get me a present?

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I don't wanna make a big deal out of it.

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There's just this thing
I wanna do by myself.

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It's nothing.

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Wow, I know it's not nothing,

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because you said it was,
and that's the giveaway from you

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that it is, in fact, something.

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It's an average thing, so...

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Do you have a lover?
Do you have a secret lover?

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Did you guys meet on MSN Chat?

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No. I have nothing,
and I've never had anything.

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You can't just pop out into
Manhattan in the nighttime

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because you're a teeny tiny baby.

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- I'm sorry.
- I'm mature for my age.

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Do you know who doesn't
say things like that?

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Adults.

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Okay, fine.

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You can take me and then
hide when we get there.

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- All right. Thrilling.
- Okay?

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- Thrilling!
- Great.

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See? It's not a big deal.

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I don't know anything
about New York theater,

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but I can tell you,
this is not gonna be a good show.

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It's just some storytelling thing.

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- You would hate it.
- WOMAN: Genevieve Moss?

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- GENEVIEVE: Mm-hmm.
- Genevieve, that's you.

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Great, you're checked in.
You're fifth up.

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Okay. Awesome.

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- What's "fifth up"?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're...

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performing? Here?

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That is... This is...

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That is a huge reveal.

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It's no big deal.

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I just, I wrote a story
and I signed up to read it.

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Oh. That explains the hat.

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Do you need stage makeup?

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Because I can do it. I took a workshop.

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Matilda, look at this room.

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I don't need stage makeup.

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[WHISPERING]: Well, you're not
gonna look very professional.

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- Go.
- NICHOLAS: Sorry.

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- This is just...
- GENEVIEVE: Kind of a shock?

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It's a bit of a shock, yeah,
it's a bit of a shock.

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I'll be done in an hour.

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- NICHOLAS: Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

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Goodbye.

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[NICHOLAS CHUCKLING]

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[SIGHS]

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[APPLAUSE]

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MAN: All right, guys, uh,
coming to the stage next

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is a first time performer here.

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Please give her a warm welcome.

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Genevieve Moss.

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[APPLAUSE]

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[WOMAN LAUGHS]

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Wow! New York!

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New York City, very cool.

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I'm from California.
Agoura Hills, California.

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Which is like New York,
if New York was shit.

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Uh...

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Right, um, so,

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my sister Matilda,
she went through this phase

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where she couldn't deal with wet.

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It's like, she'd run around
the house all furiously

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throwing her sippy cup at me, going,

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"It's too wet! It's too wet!"

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Like, not the cup.

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The juice was too wet.

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[SCATTERED LAUGHTER]

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Sorry,

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I forgot to mention
my sister has autism.

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She's not just an asshole.

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[LAUGHTER]

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I just cannot imagine what
she's saying in there.

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- Do you know how to wink?
- Of course.

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Is she trying to be funny?

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Is that what she's doing?

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[GASPS] Hope she isn't
telling them about the time

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I dreamt I had sex with a girl.

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I told her that in confidence.

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I can't wink. I'm trying to learn.

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All right. Give me a look.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Do you think this is gonna
be a big problem for me?

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No, I can't.

224
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I can't imagine it matters.

225
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This trip is only my
second time on an airplane.

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We don't not fly
'cause we can't afford it.

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We don't fly 'cause we can't.

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Last time was not good.

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Our problems started
when the flight attendant

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refused to let us early board

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because she didn't believe
Matilda was disabled.

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Which is understandable.

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Sometimes it isn't immediately apparent.

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But on this day, Matilda was
dressed up in a turkey costume.

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[LAUGHTER]

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She had... she'd refused to
take off since the school play,

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and was only talking in gobbles.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Matilda doesn't do well with waiting.

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Too much stimulus is a problem,

241
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but so is too little.

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She starts to unravel.

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Everything needs to be just right.

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Kinda like Goldilocks.

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Was Goldilocks autistic?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Matilda-locks on the other
hand wouldn't even have eaten

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any of the porridges,
unless they were orange.

249
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Um, she was sort of
kind of exclusively eating

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orange foods at that time.

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You know, like, carrots,
pumpkins, Cheez Doodles.

252
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We-we baked some
baked goods with turmeric,

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which was disgusting,

254
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but also helped with inflammation.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Uh, so...

257
00:11:46,853 --> 00:11:48,203
she starts to unravel.

258
00:11:48,228 --> 00:11:50,281
And then my dad starts to unravel,

259
00:11:50,306 --> 00:11:52,156
but he internalizes it.

260
00:11:52,181 --> 00:11:54,281
So I start to unravel as well.

261
00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,742
Hey, I've never been on a plane before.

262
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:59,234
I've never been level with clouds.

263
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,891
And I wanted to be level with clouds.

264
00:12:03,021 --> 00:12:07,649
Literally the second we take
off Matilda starts yelling,

265
00:12:07,674 --> 00:12:09,891
"Gen, gobble.

266
00:12:10,469 --> 00:12:12,383
"Gen, gobble.

267
00:12:12,408 --> 00:12:14,805
"Gobble, gobble, Gen. Gen, gobble."

268
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,453
[LAUGHTER]

269
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:19,359
She was trying to,
trying to get me to gobble.

270
00:12:20,589 --> 00:12:26,125
Uh, I so desperately wanted to
seem like I belonged in the sky.

271
00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:29,484
That I, too, was a businessman.

272
00:12:30,969 --> 00:12:33,000
So I ignored her.

273
00:12:33,471 --> 00:12:35,695
She, uh, she didn't let up.

274
00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,703
"Genevieve, gobble. Genevieve, gobble.

275
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:41,453
Gobble, gobble, Genevieve.
Genevieve, gobble!"

276
00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:43,680
And finally I screamed,

277
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:48,414
"No, Matilda, I will not gobble!"

278
00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:53,047
So here's why this was problematic.

279
00:12:53,170 --> 00:12:56,281
No wasn't really an
option for my sister.

280
00:12:56,306 --> 00:12:58,859
Not because she's stubborn,
which she is,

281
00:12:58,884 --> 00:13:02,297
but because she didn't
understand the concept.

282
00:13:02,602 --> 00:13:05,508
She didn't understand that
the thoughts in other people's heads

283
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,602
were different than
the thoughts in her own.

284
00:13:07,627 --> 00:13:10,141
No pulls at the fabric of her reality.

285
00:13:10,166 --> 00:13:13,508
Because there isn't your
way or my way with autism.

286
00:13:13,533 --> 00:13:15,766
There's just the way.

287
00:13:16,256 --> 00:13:20,516
So, was watching <i>Beverly Hills Chihuahua</i>

288
00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:25,219
really worth ripping the fabric
of my sister's reality apart?

289
00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:30,117
At that moment, in the clouds, yes.

290
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:32,040
It was.

291
00:13:32,065 --> 00:13:34,860
It was a very glamorous chihuahua.

292
00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,664
[LAUGHTER]

293
00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,024
So Matilda starts to spiral.

294
00:13:39,049 --> 00:13:42,539
My dad feeds her apricots and oranges.

295
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:46,781
Maybe altitude and apricots don't mix.

296
00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:48,565
[AUDIENCE GROAN]

297
00:13:48,590 --> 00:13:49,914
Mm-hmm.

298
00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:52,563
Because suddenly

299
00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:56,539
my turkey sister spews
orange out of every orifice.

300
00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:59,094
I mean, it's coming out of every end.

301
00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:02,305
She projectile vomits
a virtual creamsicle

302
00:14:02,330 --> 00:14:04,321
right in my face.

303
00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:05,414
No.

304
00:14:05,439 --> 00:14:08,656
And I don't look good in orange, okay?

305
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,110
I mean, look at my skin and my soul.

306
00:14:12,135 --> 00:14:15,344
More of a black and dark
gray type of person.

307
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,575
Maybe mauve, on a good day.

308
00:14:18,755 --> 00:14:20,000
Oh, my God, okay,

309
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,555
so now we're hurtling
through the atmosphere

310
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,813
in a tiny metal compartment

311
00:14:23,838 --> 00:14:26,750
with Matilda's violently
discharged apricots.

312
00:14:26,775 --> 00:14:29,211
It stank.

313
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,188
- [LAUGHTER]
- Oh.

314
00:14:31,213 --> 00:14:34,594
Wanna rethink that early
board decision now? Huh?

315
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,742
Yeah. See?

316
00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:41,422
This is what happens when
you say no to Matilda.

317
00:14:42,056 --> 00:14:44,172
This is what happens
when I try to create

318
00:14:44,197 --> 00:14:47,032
my own world to explore and enjoy.

319
00:14:47,057 --> 00:14:50,031
She creates a storm of
orange poop and vomit

320
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,274
to put me back in my place.

321
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:55,617
Then the plane ride here,
ten years later,

322
00:14:55,642 --> 00:14:58,399
was pretty uneventful.

323
00:14:58,424 --> 00:15:00,649
I watched two and a half
disappointing movies,

324
00:15:00,674 --> 00:15:04,133
and ate too much popcorn, and Matilda...

325
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:08,875
Well, Matilda slept
and listened to music...

326
00:15:09,423 --> 00:15:11,234
and there was calm.

327
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:13,430
There was quiet.

328
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,430
She's come a long way.

329
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:20,336
She's going to Juilliard next year.

330
00:15:20,972 --> 00:15:22,639
<i>Juilliard.</i>

331
00:15:22,664 --> 00:15:26,155
The place no one gets into, okay?

332
00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,827
She got into!

333
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,960
With... with a freaking video audition.

334
00:15:34,796 --> 00:15:37,222
Right? Yeah. Juilliard.

335
00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:38,850
[APPLAUSE]

336
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,296
Yeah.

337
00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:42,538
Yeah.

338
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,116
Wow.

339
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,452
And, uh, and I'm...

340
00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:52,764
Well, I'm... Well...

341
00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:55,319
We'll see.

342
00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:58,092
Um, thank you.

343
00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:04,245
[APPLAUSE]

344
00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:08,366
- Do you wanna hear a joke?
- NICHOLAS: Yeah.

345
00:16:08,391 --> 00:16:10,233
I wanna hear a joke.

346
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,725
Who threw that?

347
00:16:11,750 --> 00:16:14,303
[LAUGHTER]

348
00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:18,178
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

349
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:20,428
Hello.

350
00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:23,256
Okay, so, like, Matilda
moving away is sad, right?

351
00:16:23,281 --> 00:16:24,741
- ALEX: <i>Right.</i>
- It is sad.

352
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,811
Like, we love her and we will miss her.

353
00:16:26,836 --> 00:16:27,897
Yeah, of course.

354
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,756
But also we're gonna
get to be young again.

355
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,031
Do you remember when I was young?

356
00:16:32,055 --> 00:16:33,375
Oh, okay, like, you never knew me young,

357
00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:35,374
but, oh, boy, was I young.

358
00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:38,921
I'm not going to let you
trick me into admitting that,

359
00:16:38,946 --> 00:16:42,452
obviously I'm a little thrilled
that when Matilda's gone,

360
00:16:42,477 --> 00:16:45,514
we'll get to... leave the house.

361
00:16:45,539 --> 00:16:47,764
How am I gonna fill my days?

362
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:50,936
Maybe one day we get to talk about me.

363
00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:54,350
Oh, I can't wait to ask you a question.

364
00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:56,046
Oh, I don't have a problem with that.

365
00:16:56,071 --> 00:16:57,071
<i>Okay.</i>

366
00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:00,303
Now let's never mention this again.

367
00:17:00,328 --> 00:17:01,764
But it is very sad.

368
00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:04,077
We love her. We will miss her.

369
00:17:04,102 --> 00:17:09,102
??

370
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,999
GENEVIEVE: We'll be waiting
for you at the end.

371
00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:14,949
All right, you got this.
You know how to do this.

372
00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:16,499
Here she goes.

373
00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:21,928
[SAXOPHONE MUSIC PLAYING]

374
00:17:25,183 --> 00:17:26,475
All right.

375
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,053
Are they tears?

376
00:17:30,078 --> 00:17:32,210
It doesn't mean anything, let it go.

377
00:17:41,055 --> 00:17:44,436
I cannot watch another
Cropsey-inspired theater piece

378
00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:45,663
with excrement and blood.

379
00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:47,452
Whatever happened
to the proscenium arch,

380
00:17:47,477 --> 00:17:49,600
where actors walk in,
sit down across the stage

381
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:50,741
and say something funny?

382
00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,952
I just wish you hadn't
told me you're ovulating.

383
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:55,819
Now I think you're gonna
trick some sperm out of me.

384
00:17:55,844 --> 00:17:58,631
[LOUD CRUNCHING]

385
00:18:08,556 --> 00:18:10,624
[LAUGHTER]

386
00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:12,725
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

387
00:18:19,318 --> 00:18:21,225
Sweetheart, this one's on me.

388
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:41,092
Did I tell you that my new
nanny flirts with my husband?

389
00:18:41,117 --> 00:18:43,835
He comes home and she goes
from flatlining in her job,

390
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,928
to giggling like a school girl.

391
00:18:46,766 --> 00:18:48,147
She eats and she giggles,

392
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,756
now my kids are looking at me,
like, who is this bitch?

393
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:51,999
And she doesn't clean.

394
00:18:52,024 --> 00:18:53,503
I had to show her
how to clean the stove.

395
00:18:53,527 --> 00:18:55,499
I mean, evidence all on
the dish cloth for her.

396
00:18:55,524 --> 00:18:57,881
And there's dust in my air vent.

397
00:18:57,906 --> 00:18:59,413
All the way up in my vent.

398
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,616
Clean that vent.

399
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:03,069
Climb up your ass up that vent
and clean that hole,

400
00:19:03,094 --> 00:19:04,936
that's what I'm paying you for.

401
00:19:06,336 --> 00:19:08,647
- [HORN HONKING]
- [SIREN WAILS]

402
00:19:08,672 --> 00:19:10,210
[COOING]

403
00:19:23,012 --> 00:19:24,624
Oh, it's good, babe.

404
00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,834
Oh, yeah, that is good stuff.

405
00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:27,881
- Matilda!
- [GASPS]

406
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:29,467
- You did it!
- GENEVIEVE: You made it!

407
00:19:29,492 --> 00:19:31,193
NICHOLAS: You're a commuter!

408
00:19:31,218 --> 00:19:32,529
No.

409
00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:35,702
I tried my best, but I can't.

410
00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:37,022
I just can't.

411
00:19:37,047 --> 00:19:39,100
But you did. Like, you did.

412
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,217
Did something happen?

413
00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:46,827
No? Okay. Well...

414
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,686
Let's try it all again.
We'll just do it again together.

415
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:53,054
- I can't.
- You're just gonna

416
00:19:53,079 --> 00:19:54,319
get better and better at it.

417
00:19:54,344 --> 00:19:56,506
I'm never gonna be
able to do this alone!

418
00:20:02,063 --> 00:20:04,139
Do you wanna go home?

419
00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:09,624
Okay.

420
00:20:11,481 --> 00:20:12,858
Yeah.

421
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,546
We're going back home.

422
00:20:19,943 --> 00:20:21,577
Oh, honey.

423
00:20:33,887 --> 00:20:35,014
What are you talking about?

424
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:36,438
Of course we didn't make a phone call

425
00:20:36,462 --> 00:20:37,827
on the hotel phone.

426
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:41,014
We didn't time travel here from 1998.

427
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,155
What would I be doing calling...
Calling where?

428
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,772
- Texas.
- NICHOLAS: Texas?

429
00:20:44,797 --> 00:20:48,280
Look at me. I'm not...
I'm not calling Texas.

430
00:20:48,305 --> 00:20:49,654
Sorry, I'm not blaming you.

431
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:51,570
It's just that you're the
one standing in front of me

432
00:20:51,594 --> 00:20:53,303
not solving the problem.

433
00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:56,452
- I could go talk to a manager.
- Yes.

434
00:20:56,477 --> 00:20:58,779
Please. Thank you.

435
00:20:59,099 --> 00:21:01,701
Nicholas, I have something to tell you.

436
00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:04,092
- Please don't be mad.
- What?

437
00:21:04,117 --> 00:21:05,959
I called Texas.

438
00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:07,812
- You called Texas?
- I called Texas.

439
00:21:07,837 --> 00:21:10,057
- Why are you calling Texas?
- Why are you calling Texas?

440
00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:12,560
Drea's visiting her grandparents.

441
00:21:12,585 --> 00:21:15,474
Do not tell anyone about this ever.

442
00:21:15,499 --> 00:21:17,881
Okay, I'll do that for you
because I love you.

443
00:21:17,906 --> 00:21:19,553
Thank you.

444
00:21:19,603 --> 00:21:24,153
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